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Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)
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Y’know..?¬¨‚Ć This would’ve been a lot better had it not done something pretty crucial…be made!¬¨‚Ć WTF?!¬¨‚Ć I like the other two Paranormal Activities and of course, you need a prequel, so here it is.¬¨‚Ć Big problem, though was the fact that the damn TRAILER had a series of items in it that never made the theatrical release!¬¨‚Ć Think about it… the trailer that’s shown on TV has several scenes in it that you won’t see in the movie.¬¨‚Ć Someone at the studio actually sat there and said “I have a great idea!¬¨‚Ć Let’s film things for the trailer and put out a movie that doesn’t even show that shit!”¬¨‚Ć Dolts!
This movie shows the story of two sisters whose names I don’t even remember and how the younger one had a mysterious demon friend named Toby who was conjured up by a cult or something.¬¨‚Ć Whatever.¬¨‚Ć The trailer where the girls were playing “Bloody Mary” never made the film.¬¨‚Ć Instead, they had a moron with a video camera play with her instead and then all hell breaks loose.¬¨‚Ć Not as creepy as the commercial.¬¨‚Ć They DID have some good creepy things going on but it jumped the shark when it turned all Rosemary’s Baby at the end. I won’t give it away but we got some obvious violence.
I just wanna know why in the hell it took SOOOO long for them to finally leave the house?!¬¨‚Ć Toby was wreaking shop on FILM and didn’t give a shit.¬¨‚Ć Mom was in crazy denial and the husband was a tool for not making her watch the footage.¬¨‚Ć The babysitter went through that shit ONCE and said “Fuck this!”¬¨‚Ć She was the only smart one in the film.¬¨‚Ć Even the dude’s friend who was doing the Bloody Mary game with the kid took too damn long to leave.¬¨‚Ć At first, he was all for it.¬¨‚Ć “Hey dude…record that.¬¨‚Ć You have to.”¬¨‚Ć Yeah, sure…then when he watched the kids and Toby fucked him up a bit, THEEENNN it was all about “I’m outta here! Stop filming and leave”.¬¨‚Ć Yeah.. Kiss my ass.
Watch Paranormal Activity and Paranormal Activity 2 for some good scares. This one had Fonzie in the water on the surfboard in his leather jacket and…well…you know what he did then.