The Zodiac

Alyssa Milano

Name: Alyssa Milano

Status: Black Magic

Occupation: Actress

Why?: I’ve wanted this chick since she was in Commando. Yeah, it sounds perverted since she was 8 but you know what? So was I! Let’s raise up to Who’s the Fuckin’ Boss?! Still wanted to give it to this Italian beauty. Then comes Charmed and more crap! Still wanted her. Remember when she was down on her luck and kissing lesbian vampires? Yeah…I wanted her even more then. Alyssa has kept her looks up this whole time and hasn’t slipped yet. You’re a moron if you wouldn’t sport her on your arm and then sport her face into the bed’s headboard! Blawww!!