Name: Zoe Saldana
Status: Na’vi Slam’pi Ece
Occupation: Actress
Why?: You know..we’ve Zoe grow from a young cutie to a Hulk-smashable unit in a few years. You have to be proud of the woman. I first met her at a movie starring Nelly called “Snipes”. The director hired me to design the movie website and poster at the time. He should’ve hired me to give Zoe the casting call on the casting couch. The hammer would know no bounds with this woman. I like ’em skinny, exotic, dark hair, etc. And Zoe fits the bill.
Hell, when she was a digital form of her self in Avatar with sharp-ass teeth, pointy ears and standing 12 feet tall with big yellow eyes and blue skin, I sat in the theater thinking “I’d give her the Hu’lk smash with green on blue skin-type tactics”. Lou Ferrigno would have to referee ’cause my moves would rival WWE top-rope mattress acrobatic. Next time she’s on a pirate ship or on a space ship, remember this…Zoe needs to get on The Zodiac ship. Next stop, cloud 9! Word!