Name: Vanessa Marcil
Status: Cajones Deep!
Occupation: Actress
Why?:Vanessa Marcil comes on a soap opera I don’t watch. I’m not sure which one since I’m a One Life To Live man. It’s either before or after and in the commercials, she’s talking to that greasy forever-gangster dude, Sonny. You almost have to pause or at least slow down time to fully grasp how beautiful she is! The hammer would need to be lost in her toolbox, y’know? So, deep, your junk suffocates. No air..no breath. She deserves to be Hulk Smashed with the pure intensity of pouring a gassy planet like Neptune onto the sun. Thrusts comparable to a Hemi engine. Vanessa,..no matter the time, date, place, or marital status…I’ll be ready! SMASH!!