Name: Monica Bellucci
Status: Italian Sausage Sucker
Occupation: Actress
Why?:This woman’s been hot forEVER! She was hot in Italian flicks, American flicks, 80s, 90s, and beyond…And I still wouldn’t say “no” to her. Are you crazy?! Who wouldn’t bump Monica Belluci like she was the latest and greatest trend? She’s a nicely-shaped woman with some hips and boobs. Nudity isn’t jack to her and she’s ready to give you a reason to smash Hulk-style. You see Irreversible with the rape scene? I wanted to kill the actor for doing that. In fact, he’s on my shit-list. You don’t do that to Monica. In fact, toss in the director, gaffer, and best boy! I’ll choke the key grip for not stopping the act! If you wanna smash Monica, just BE The Zodiac. Take it and get killed BY The Zodiac..even in the movies! It’s that simple!