Name: Meagan Good
Status: Bad!
Occupation: Actress
Why?: Meagan Good would get the Thor Hammer on top of Hulk Smash if God blessed me enough to give me a chance in something as simple as a dark alley with her. Although that didn’t sound quite right, just know Meagan Good is one baaaaaaad motha(shut your mouth). I’m talking about Meagan Good. Hell…Even God knew she’s be smokin’ hot by giving her surname. He knew! And now I know. I think I noticed her in “3 Strikes” first but she was in wack movies too much for me to follow her career. But thank God I love horror flicks…and apparently my brown goddess does too ’cause she found me again when I saw “One Missed Call” and “Saw V” where her blood looked good enough to taste. Damn her! I looked for a flaw and couldn’t see it. I think she smokes, though so she got a lot of points taken off for that. But physically, she’s perfect. Maybe her kitty stinks or something. She’s too perfect…something has to be wrong. But until then, Meagan,…the Zodiac would be graciously honored to allow you to spread your legs and endure the smashing of the Hulk.