Name: Denise Richards
Status: Winning!
Occupation: Actress
Why?:Unfortunately Charlie Sheen ruined this woman. Tell me she’s not fine! Remember Undercover Brother where she was Black Man’s Kryptonite? Well, call me Superman, dammit! Denise is one good-looking piece of blonde calico! Sure, she’s probably a little damaged inside and on the ride back from Insanity Wonderland, but The Zodiac would Hulk Smash her back to reality like Soul II Soul. Denise, remember this: The Zodiac doesn’t drink or do drugs so I’ll treat you right! However, if I ever had a chance to screw a porn star, I probably would. But I’d be thinking of you while Hulk Smashing!