Name: Alicia Keys
Status: Homewrecking Hottie
Occupation: Singer/Actress
Why?:Yeah, sure…Alicia Keys will wreck your home and take your man. But you know what? That’s only bad for the former wife. It’s good for Swizz Beatz…lucky bastard. Yeah, so what? None of that is my business. My business is reminding our multi-talented, multi-grammy award-winning Alicia Keys that Hulk-Smashing her would lead to more than ProActiv cream on her pretty face. Nah…just her piano skills would get me wooded up and those eyes, man…those eyes! Yeah, she’d have to prepare for the Banner on this one. Superwoman…meet The Hulk Smash!