Name: Brooke Burke
Status: Milftastic!
Occupation: Actress/Model
Why?:Funny thing about Brooke is that I didn’t know she was a hostess of some reality show at the current time. I just remember her being smash-worthy years ago for no real reason except to be hot. Fast forward to today and I saw her on some Sketchers commercial with her calves looking like succulent barbeque. Jeeeezz!! This woman is fine as hell! STILL! AND she has a bunch of damn kids. I swear, if you ever said you wouldn’t give it up to Brooke Burke, I’d call you a damn liar on the steps of your favorite church. Thine not denyeth Brooketh Burketh thy smasheth of the Hulketh. I’d never tell her “no”! SMASH!