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Little Children (2006)
[rating=4]
You know what?¬¨‚Ć This film was damn good!¬¨‚Ć The premise has been told before but it ran really smoothly.¬¨‚Ć We had some great performances from the lead guy Patrick Wilson played.¬¨‚Ć Kate Winslet was actually damn hot in this.¬¨‚Ć We got to see some butt and boobs and I didn’t realize she was so thick.¬¨‚Ć She’s get Hulked with the quickness.¬¨‚Ć I think this was based on a book or something.¬¨‚Ć According to the book, Winslet’s character was supposed to be short and frumpy but she was anything but.¬¨‚Ć See, the lead dude was married to Jennifer Connelly (future Smash list member).¬¨‚Ć She was looking great as usual.¬¨‚Ć But see, he’s a stay-at-home dad trying to get his lawyer on but can’t since he can never pass the bar exam.
So, he spends most of his time taking his kid to the park where some of the local ladies (including Winslet) stare at him and drool.¬¨‚Ć Winslet is wonder why the other mothers are such pussies and don’t walk up to him.¬¨‚Ć So, she ponies up the balls to do that and even gets a kiss from him.¬¨‚Ć The bitch-ass mothers find this to be abhorrent an shun her.¬¨‚Ć So, behind her husband’s back and behind his wife’s back, they start to meet up and eventually get their booty-call on!¬¨‚Ć And they’re smashing all over their houses.
Meanwhile, Winslet’s husband is punching the clown to online porn and sniffing panties and Connelly catches word of her husband’s new friend.¬¨‚Ć At the dinner table, she can feel Winslet’s tension and knows then and there that they’re smashing.¬¨‚Ć So, she sics her mom on him to chaperone him everywhere.¬¨‚Ć He manages to escape for a weekend with Winslet and plans to run away from her.¬¨‚Ć While all of this is happening, the dude who played newFreddy Krueger and that face-changing-mask dude in Watchmen is a child molester out of jail and living with his mom.¬¨‚Ć He goes through his own shit and the worlds between the dude, Winslet and the molester collide indirectly a couple of times.
I liked this movie. It showed some realistic views of mid-life crisis, marriage woes, parenting, smash techniques, and some pretty good tension.¬¨‚Ć I can dig it.¬¨‚Ć Don’t see this while in a new relationship.¬¨‚Ć You’ll be looking forward to meeting some hot housewife that isn’t wearing your matching wedding ring.