Name: Zhang Ziyi
Status: Flying Dagger Badness!
Occupation: Actress
Why?: My slim ladies are on point! Yeah, I like ’em a little thick too but the slimmies always catch my eye. You add in a hot face and I’m staring at you like a stalker singing “Every Breath You Take”. That introduces us to the blazing hot, Zhang Ziyi… This chick is too cute! You’ve seen her kick much ass in movies like “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” and “Rush Hour 2”. It was in Rush Hour 2 where I wanted to play Captain-Save-A-Chinese-Woman-About-To-Blow-Every-One-Up and bend her over for her daily smashing of Hulk. I don’t know how much English she actual speaks but I tell you…smashing has no language barrier.
Did you see her on that movie poster for “Geisha”? I’d have that makeup smeared so much on my own face, we’d both look like mimes. I’m always keeping my eyes out for Zhang so anyone who also wants to give her some of that gamma-love, let me know. I’ll work something out…after I’m done, though.