Name: Sofia Vergara
Status: Muy Caliente
Occupation: Actress
Why?: I wanna meet the guy out there who wouldn’t give Sofia Vergara a double-dose of slam-hammering if he had 1/10th the chance. Who in the holy HELL out there, male or female, wouldn’t sell their cousin for a sniff of this woman’s nipple? I swear, she’s hot from the ground up and now that she has been running around with her dark hair, she’s unstoppable.
I have been drooling over Sofia since she was on the Spanish channel. And I don’t even speak the language very well. Her eyes, accent, and sex appeal would cause the Pope to stain his robe during a sermon. Yeah…it’s THAT serious! Just look at that damn photo. And if not, check her out on ABC’s Modern Family and your lower half will spit. Simply a bad-ass woman!! I’d give her twins. Hulk smash, baby. Hulk smash!