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Death Tunnel (2005)

Death Tunnel (2005) [rating=1] Have you ever watched a movie and got stressed out while viewing it? Well, that’s what happened while watching this dreaded pile of filth. And it’s not that it was scary that stressed me out. It was the constant style of editing and weak “cinematography” the writer/director/editor put into this that […]

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Boot Camp (2007)

Boot Camp (2007) [rating=2] Ok..so, some simp is dating (DATING!!) That 70’s Show prude, Jackie (Mila Kunis) and of course, she’s outta control and rebellious. So, her parents hear of a boot camp to ship her off to in order to calm her down. Of course, this is the Boot Camp from hell on a

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Skyline (2010)

Skyline (2010) [rating=2] Yooo!! This movie sucked!¬¨‚Ć Ok…so we have another E.T. type flick where the Aliens visit earth and want to suck up our resources.¬¨‚Ć Thank God we have the dude in other flicks with the long face and sharp nose and Donald Faison from Scrubs fame ready to help defeat the Earth-sucking foreigners

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Drive (2011)

watches china replica price list.cheap yves saint laurent 26271 fashion messenger bags for sale huge discount.Drive (2011) [rating=4] I like this flick!  I was a little leery since this Gosling dude was in that soft-as-butter movie, The Notebook but he redeemed himself in this one.  He plays this guy who barely speaks throughout the entire

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The Woman (2011)

The Woman (2011) [rating=3] I learned later that this movie is a prequel to some trash called “The Offspring”. I didn’t see that bullshit yet so I don’t know about the tie-ins. But here’s the summary: a really strange family led by the even stranger father live out in the woods somewhere with a large

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Bereavement (2010)

Bereavement (2010) [rating=3] This movie is very watchable.¬¨‚Ć We have Reese from Terminator as an uncle to a young, busty brunette who doesn’t know how to leave well-enough alone.¬¨‚Ć So, Allison moves out with her uncle and his wife and daughter to the middle of nowhere from the middle of Chicago and as usual, there’s

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Little Children (2006)

Little Children (2006) [rating=4] You know what?¬¨‚Ć This film was damn good!¬¨‚Ć The premise has been told before but it ran really smoothly.¬¨‚Ć We had some great performances from the lead guy Patrick Wilson played.¬¨‚Ć Kate Winslet was actually damn hot in this.¬¨‚Ć We got to see some butt and boobs and I didn’t realize

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