Name: Halle Berry
Status: MILF
Occupation: Actress / Model / Spokesperson
Why?: Halle Berry is the epitome of beauty.¬¨‚Ć In fact, I dare someone out there to challenge me on the fact, they’d sell their mothers into slavery rings just to smell Halle’s armpits!¬¨‚Ć You can’t find a photo of Halle (whether candid or professional) that doesn’t have her looking radiant.
She’s obviously shown that she can be a successful woman, be half-deaf in an ear, shuttle between men, AND be a great mother at the same time.¬¨‚Ć If I were to have an EX that I’d actually start drinking over, it’d have to be my girl, Halle!¬¨‚Ć Yeah, that’s right…I’d simp for Halle Berry and cats could crack all day until they’d see me recreating that Monster’s Ball scene out in my living room.
And nope!¬¨‚Ć Don’t even want the woman’s money.¬¨‚Ć That’s all hers.¬¨‚Ć I’d just like to have a one-night stand that would turn into a lifetime of Zodiac Heart’s Halle!¬¨‚Ć Hell yeah!¬¨‚Ć And for those who say she’s bat-crazy, etc… Sheeeyiiitt!!!¬¨‚Ć If she IS crazy, I’d like to find out FIRST HAND!¬¨‚Ƭ¨‚Ƭ¨‚Ć I’d smear her scent all over my chest!