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Charlize Theron

Name: Charlize Theron Status: Hand Cock Blonde Occupation: Actress Why?: Anyone knows that if a blonde penetrates through The Zodiac’s ocular forcefield, she’s gotta be one blazing-ass chick! Face has to be on point! Well, Charlize Theron did more than that to earn a spot on the Hulk Smash stage. You see…I remember seeing this […]

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Zoe Saldana

Name: Zoe Saldana Status: Na’vi Slam’pi Ece Occupation: Actress Why?: You know..we’ve Zoe grow from a young cutie to a Hulk-smashable unit in a few years. You have to be proud of the woman. I first met her at a movie starring Nelly called “Snipes”. The director hired me to design the movie website and

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Tamara Tunie

Name: Tamara Tunie Status: 50+ Dime Status! Occupation: Actress Why?:This woman is what?¬¨‚Ć 50?!!¬¨‚Ć She’s HOTNESS!¬¨‚Ć I love sitting there watching Benson and Stabler dig into some suspect’s ass only to have Tamara come up with some stats on the corpse.¬¨‚Ć She’s all smart and sexy in her scrubs.¬¨‚Ć That curly hair is just a

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Sarah Shahi

Name: Sarah Shahi Status: Fairly Lethal! Occupation: Actress Why?:I have a confession…I watch the USA Network..a LOT!¬¨‚Ć So, if you don’t, then you may not know who this woman is.¬¨‚Ć And guess what? I could care less.¬¨‚Ć She’s a stunner!!¬¨‚Ć Her name is Sarah Shahi and she deserves a roll in the hay by yours

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Suzanne Malveaux

Name: Suzanne Malveaux Status: Smexy!! (Smart + Sexy) Occupation: News Anchorwoman Why?: Sometimes you gotta switch up your smash-attacks and not focus on actresses…sometimes you watch TV and someone else catches your attention.¬¨‚Ć That someone else is Suzanne Malveaux. Pronounced “Soo-zahn”, this little lady is the conservatively-dressed brown-skinned, smiling reporter on CNN who would look

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Olivia Wilde

Name: Olivia Wilde Status: Thirteen Occupation: Actress Why?: I love that show, House, M.D.¬¨‚Ć I loved it even more when Olivia Wilde was on it.¬¨‚Ć Check her out…smooth skin, almond eyes, round head.¬¨‚Ć This chick is HOT!¬¨‚Ć Yeah, yeah…she’s wandered off of the small screen and onto the big movie roles in Tron and other

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Natalie Portman

Name: Natalie Portman Status: Jewish Princess! Occupation: Actress Why?: Ever since I saw her on that freakin’ prequel Star Wars flick, I was attracted to the painted face, wig-rockin’, fresh-face of Natalie.¬¨‚Ć This chick is bad as hell from any direction.¬¨‚Ć Remember when she shaved her dome for that movie role?¬¨‚Ć That’s not only dedication,

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Roselyn Sanchez

Name: Roselyn Sanchez Status: Boriqua Madness! Occupation: Actress Why?:I should ask “Why NOT?” This woman has been on my “to do” list for years! Is it possible to get any sexier than Roselyn Sanchez? It doesn’t matter where you see her or what she does. She’s not the best actress in the world but those

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