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Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings (2011)

Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings (2011)

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I swear…Some people are just dumb as all hell in the beloved Horror genre.¬¨‚Ć Why?¬¨‚Ć Why can’t common sense just avoid me from squirming in my seat from frustration of obviously wrong decisions?!¬¨‚Ć Ohhh, the humanity!¬¨‚Ć This brings us to the 4th install ment of the Wrong Turn franchise.¬¨‚Ć Let’s see what it has going for it:¬¨‚Ć We have a very incredibly hot lesbian couple. One Asian and one Black.¬¨‚Ć Then to start off the movie, they’re both having sex pretty explicitly…WIN!¬¨‚Ć The sista, Tenika Davis, will have to be on a future Hulk Smash listing.

Moving along…We also have a couple of women who think they know better: one is a “strong skier” and the other is a damn know-it-all.¬¨‚Ć The rest are douche bag dudes who need to get killed ASAP.¬¨‚Ć The setting: an abandoned sanatorium where years earlier, multiple murders occurred during a psycho uprising started by 3 deformed and unusually strong West Virginian inbred brothers.¬¨‚Ć Yeah…these are the same brothers who wind up killing in the Wrong Turn flicks…”Bloody Beginnings”?¬¨‚Ć Exactly…another prequel.

What happens?¬¨‚Ć People make DUMB decisions and get themselves wiped the FUCK out!¬¨‚Ć There’s a dude with a freakin’ Justin Bieber haircut that you’re DYING to get slaughtered just for his hairdo.¬¨‚Ć After that, and witnessing their friends getting killed and eaten, one jackass (the heroine), actually stops another from killing the brothers after trapping them. Why?¬¨‚Ć ‘Cause then..they’d be just..like..them…and they couldn’t have that.¬¨‚Ć They paid the price in spades.¬¨‚Ć Good for you!

Too bad the lesbians had to catch wreck…and as for the strong skier who took off to get help?¬¨‚Ć I guess somehow, the sanatorium must’ve been 3000 miles away from NOWHERE!!¬¨‚Ć Idiots…and idiotic movie.¬¨‚Ć I’ll give the 2 stars for the hot lesbians having sex. 🙂