Name: Stacey Dash
Status: Forever Young
Occupation: Actress
Why?:Why is Stacey Dash still looking like she did in “Clueless”? How is that possible? Sure, she favors the lighter side of the human species, but whenever she’s ready for some dark meat with a mean green phallus, then she will know where the smasheth will originate from. This woman posed for Playboy in her 40’s and men lined up with lotion and Kleenex in tow to flip the pages with their oily fingers. Ahhh!! Tell me she isn’t bad as hell and deserving of smashing with Hulk-like proportions! Tell me!! And if you do…you’re a bad liar.