Name: Natalie Portman
Status: Jewish Princess!
Occupation: Actress
Why?: Ever since I saw her on that freakin’ prequel Star Wars flick, I was attracted to the painted face, wig-rockin’, fresh-face of Natalie.¬¨‚Ć This chick is bad as hell from any direction.¬¨‚Ć Remember when she shaved her dome for that movie role?¬¨‚Ć That’s not only dedication, but her entire body would’ve been rocked with her smooth-ass nugget.¬¨‚Ć Then she and Clive Owen had that other flick where she was the stripper.¬¨‚Ć Her strip skills could’ve used some practice, but her seduction game was on point.¬¨‚Ć Yes, her Jewishness would never be a question as long as the parts fit.¬¨‚Ć Natalie Portman could wear my letterman jacket.¬¨‚Ć And I don’t even own one.
Natalie…call me!