Boot Camp (2007)
Ok..so, some simp is dating (DATING!!) That 70′s Show prude, Jackie (Mila Kunis) and of course, she’s outta control and rebellious. So, her parents hear of a boot camp to ship her off to in order to calm her down. Of course, this is the Boot Camp from hell on a beach far away from her parents where even they don’t know the location. So far, so stupid. So, Mila is sweating out there where boys are raping the girls and the girls are beating themselves as tough love to admit they suck as kids. Enter the simp!
The simp sucka-ass boyfriend pieces together the island in the South Pacific where his girlfriend is and gets himself purposely in trouble so his parents ship his ass to the same place. By then she’s all beaten down and he goes to save his love with the weakest of plan B’s: make a raft and set sail hoping to hit another island against all odds. He makes it and of course, the tyrant of the island beats him off at the pass and tosses them in the hole to cool their heels.
All this for someone you’re DATING!! Eventually all hell breaks loose, the Lord of the Flies is re-enacted and the little idiots of the island burn the place down freeing themselves. ….now that I see what I’ve written, I feel like giving this one star. I’m too lazy to go back and do it, though.