Yooo!! This movie sucked! Ok…so we have another E.T. type flick where the Aliens visit earth and want to suck up our resources. Thank God we have the dude in other flicks with the long face and sharp nose and Donald Faison from Scrubs fame ready to help defeat the Earth-sucking foreigners of the universe! Yeah…like they have a shot in hell. And thus, the movie, Skyline comes to fruition. I can’t believe someone actually budgeted and greenlit this pile of steaming hot feces. Even worse, there are people out there who got jookz’d into seeing this in the theater.
So, we have sharp-nose dude and Faison who are old friends. Faison made it big in entertainment and his sharp Devil-faced buddy and his girl (the Olivia Wilde bootleg from NCIS episodes) go visit him in his lavish apartment in LA. Uh oh…they look into the light and lo-and-behold, the grip is too strong and they start turning veiny blue. They avoid it with the help of others but some in the apartment are too weak and fall victim to the stupid-looking aliens.
Skyline is about as bad as Donald Faison’s credit and his new Gary Busey-like dentures. Oh yeah… One Black guy with a WHOLE bunch of White people are trying to escape the end of the world….guess who dies? haha!
Check this crap out if you wanna see Sgt. Batista from Dexter in action along with a dumb storyline that actually includes a pregnancy which gets them out of trouble. Yeah…THAT type of movie! Craptastic!
I like this flick! I was a little leery since this Gosling dude was in that soft-as-butter movie, The Notebook but he redeemed himself in this one. He plays this guy who barely speaks throughout the entire flick like he’s autistic. He doesn’t need to speak though since his look can hook in the girl next door as he chews on his toothpick. But when he’s not greasing his slick non-verbals to his cute blonde-something, he’s greasing his skills behind the wheel. Think “Transporter” but much more subtle and realistic.
So, he meets up with the Malcolm in the Middle dad, you know the guy from “Breaking Bad”? Anyway, he’s his right-hand and of course, dude gets into trouble which brings the Gosling guy into action to drive his way out of danger. Yeah, the premise sounds obnoxious but it’s actually really good once the next-door-neighbor chick’s man gets out of jail and has to do “one last job” and Gosling has to be the “hero”. Ha! A couple of dead bodies later, the chase is on!
I definitely recommend this one if you want to chill out, watch a couple of good chases and gush at the next door neighbor. She’s a cutie. Other than that, we have murder, extreme violence, driving and a good story to go on! Thumbs up, dammit!
Posted by The Zodiac | Free Music | Thursday 15 December 2011 7:19 pm
The time has come once again! The Zodiac is dropping his 3rd FREE CD titled, Zetacide Vol. 3: Speak No Evil for FREE! Be sure to grab yours by going to The Zodiac website at http://www.thezodiac.net or directly at: http://zodi.me/zetacide3.
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