Name: Vanessa Marcil

Status: Cajones Deep!

Occupation: Actress

Why?:Vanessa Marcil comes on a soap opera I don’t watch. I’m not sure which one since I’m a One Life To Live man. It’s either before or after and in the commercials, she’s talking to that greasy forever-gangster dude, Sonny. You almost have to pause or at least slow down time to fully grasp how beautiful she is! The hammer would need to be lost in her toolbox, y’know? So, deep, your junk suffocates. No air..no breath. She deserves to be Hulk Smashed with the pure intensity of pouring a gassy planet like Neptune onto the sun. Thrusts comparable to a Hemi engine. Vanessa,..no matter the time, date, place, or marital status…I’ll be ready! SMASH!!

Name: Stacey Dash

Status: Forever Young

Occupation: Actress

Why?:Why is Stacey Dash still looking like she did in “Clueless”? How is that possible? Sure, she favors the lighter side of the human species, but whenever she’s ready for some dark meat with a mean green phallus, then she will know where the smasheth will originate from. This woman posed for Playboy in her 40′s and men lined up with lotion and Kleenex in tow to flip the pages with their oily fingers. Ahhh!! Tell me she isn’t bad as hell and deserving of smashing with Hulk-like proportions! Tell me!! And if you do…you’re a bad liar.

Name: Monica Bellucci

Status: Italian Sausage Sucker

Occupation: Actress

Why?:This woman’s been hot forEVER! She was hot in Italian flicks, American flicks, 80s, 90s, and beyond…And I still wouldn’t say “no” to her. Are you crazy?! Who wouldn’t bump Monica Belluci like she was the latest and greatest trend? She’s a nicely-shaped woman with some hips and boobs. Nudity isn’t jack to her and she’s ready to give you a reason to smash Hulk-style. You see Irreversible with the rape scene? I wanted to kill the actor for doing that. In fact, he’s on my shit-list. You don’t do that to Monica. In fact, toss in the director, gaffer, and best boy! I’ll choke the key grip for not stopping the act! If you wanna smash Monica, just BE The Zodiac. Take it and get killed BY The Zodiac..even in the movies! It’s that simple!

The time has come! Download the latest drop from The Zodiac for free! 14 songs available for download in one neat package. The Zodiac’s Zetacide Vol. 1: See No Evil is now available from The Zodiac’s website. You can visit: http://zodi.me/zetacide1 to get there faster. Free Hip-Hop music continues!

From December 2009 to November 2010, The Zodiac embarked on a mission to record one song per week for one year.  After completing this mission, he realized 4 CDs could be produced from the result.  Did he once think about selling them?  NO!  After a decade of weak rap music and the music industry’s involvement of including sub-par rappers who couldn’t string a proper sentence together without the words “swag”, “maybach”, “diamonds”, or “nigga”, The Zodiac wanted to give back…for free!

So, this is one of four free releases to come.  Check back every 15th of every other month for a new Zetacide release.  Send this link out to anyone who you feel loves Hip-Hop and would enjoy it!  Leave some feedback somewhere.

The Zodiac – Zetacide Vol. 2: Hear No Evil (Coming October 15, 2011)
The Zodiac – Zetacide Vol. 3: Speak No Evil (Coming December 15, 2011)
The Zodiac – Zetacide Vol. 4: Evil (Coming February 15, 2012)

Name: Megan Fox

Status: Blacklisted Lass!

Occupation: Actress

Why?:Can she act? It’s debatable. Is she fine? Absolutely. Do her thumbs look like toes? No question! Would you smash? Is Cassie a horrible live singer? C’mon son! Her blue eyes contrasting with her dark hair is crazy! Perfect smile and slim frame make for a hottie! But recently, she’s been talking shit about co-stars, hanging out with Brian Austin Green, and pissing people off with her diva attitude. Sucks ’cause the Hulk-Smashing would be well-deserved to get her head straight but Megan may have blacklisted her to Jonah Hex levels. But I know Black List she’s guaranteed to be on… The Zodiac’s Black List of Hulk Smashable Blacklisted Hollywood Divas! You fucked up with Michael Bay, Megan, but not with me.

Name: Garcelle Beauvais

Status: The Veiny Coxx Show
Occupation: Actress

Why?:I had the pleasure to meet Garcelle back in the late 90′s. She was hot then and she’s hot now. She had her son with her and I was just wanting to look at her luscious boobs and succulent butt! She was really friendly too, which made matters worse. Garcelle, I haven’t forgotten, baby! Remember that Jamie Foxx show where Garcelle was his love interest? Well, F**k Jamie Foxx! I loved her more! I’d grow extra veins just to smash harder! Think the Hulk would relent? Well neither would I!

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