Name: Lucy Liu
Status: Chinese Hotness
Why?: I’ve heard some blasphemous comments from Asians on the subject of Lucy Liu stating she’s not really that attractive. Some have even accused her of being “homely” compared to other Chinese women in the country that currently owns The United States. I have to shake my index finger at those people sternly!! STERNLY!! Lucy Liu is one beautiful, freckled hottie I’d like to knock up on the first try!
That’s right….if I were in a crowded theater and got within 6 feet of Lucy Liu, there’s a 75% chance she’d walk away pregnant. This woman is on a Hulk Smash level of insanity and I’d do mostly anything to get with her. Yes,…even more than I’d do for a Peppermint Patty covered in a Klondike Bar. Her face, eyes, body, and again…those freckles make this 40+ pile of sexiness way up on my list! Don’t like it? Hang out in China with the other haters and spend my debt.