Seems this Time cover is causing an uproar in the United States.  What else is new?  The over-moral folks are clamoring to the rights over what people do with their bodies.  Now, personally, I think it’s a bit weird for some kid who is the size of a midget to be sucking his model-like mom’s titty like it’s a walk in the park.  The image is usually some little baby grabbing some nipple-juice to help him grow.

Either this woman is taking steroids and passing it to her offspring or that kid’s father has some Captain America super-soldier serum coursing through his veins.  Either way, people at the check-out line are going to sexualize the image, covering their children’s eyes because obviously viewing a breast at an early age (after breastfeeding of course, but before dating) will cause you to rape, murder, and pillage the nearest orphanage.

I think the photo is actually cool and I wouldn’t mind a dip in mom’s pool but is the photo appropriate for TIME magazine?  Sure.  Nothing really controversial in it for me.  The only thing weird is the kid looks like he’s older than 3, can fight, and obviously likes combat with his camo slacks.  He’s half his hot mom’s height and weight and seems to have a magical ability to seek out the nearest leaking titty and attack!

In Europe, this photo wouldn’t have made a blip on the radar in the weekly church periodical.  But here in the archaic, tyrannical United States where breast-sightings have been known to have Medusa-like effects on penises and cause the men they’re attached to to have Reefer-Madness-like reactions where civilization is reduced to mindless zombies on the search for the nearest wet opening….wait. What was I talking about?

Oh yeah…  This isn’t controversial.  Move on and hopefully when the kid is 9 years old, doesn’t decide to crave milk with his pizza.  At that point…yeah.  It just might be a tad bit controversial.

“- But the Earth’s filled with natural sources to
Reverse the order man corrupted before human nature was humans to
Slaughter, assuming re-order’s in the mind, the Being
We only feel before we see Him, gettin’ judged despite if we’re disagreeing
- I’m resisting the Angels and feeling different, I’m wishin’
The earth was silent enough to listen, shhhhh—–”

“Killing Ourselves”
Zetacide Vol. 3: Speak No Evil

LMAO @ This Photo of Rick Santorum and his “inspirational” speech in front of a Black Church in Florida.  He sucks.

One more time!  The ladies are back exploiting themselves through the lens of their camera phones.  Hey, I don’t take the pix, I just share them with you.  It’s always nice eye candy!  Thanks, ladies for your exhibitionism.

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It’s been told to friends and family members have witnessed it.  But exactly HOW did The Zodiac come about?  Well, the story is too long to write in blogs so I’ll just give a video reference with artists and how they influenced my style in hip-hop.

Artist: Run-DMC

Coming up in the early 80′s I hated rap music.  HATED it!  Then, my brother, Neil played some Run-DMC’s “Sucker MCs”.  I still didn’t get it and questioned the style.  I didn’t like it.  Soon after, while watching New York Hot Tracks with Carlos DeJesus (RIP), “Rock Box” played….!!  From that first guitar rif, I was HOOKED!  Run-DMC became the best thing on earth and the first tape I ever bought in my life.  The influence began right then and there at age 11.

This dude looks serious as hell wearing clothing from the distant future…  Like his facial express will make me fear the fact he’s wearing a plastic see-through suit.  That photographer must’ve had tears streaming trying to focus his lens holding in his lolz.  Trying to look like Predator and failing invisibility.

Name: Nicole Scherzinger

Status: Pussy….catdoll

Occupation: Singer

Why?: For the life of me, I could never say Nicole’s last name. I guess it didn’t matter since her new name would be Nicole Zodiac anyway. I remember when the Pussy Cat Dolls came out and I knew it was a gimmick but the lead singer was so ridiculously hot, I had to know more. So, they released that song about us wishing our girlfriends were hot like her. I thought the song was a parody or something until it climbed the charts. Oh shit! The Death of Music! But Gaaddd DAMN the lead was hot! Forward all of these years later…and guess what? Nicole’s a judge on some show, got some new titties and is STILL HOT! Oh yeah…Nicole would get smashed through the wall-style! Then pinned down until the earth stopped. Thor and his hammer wouldn’t dent me or budge at that point. Nicole…call me. …my lady, She-Hulk will just have to understand.

Name: Minka Kelly

Status: Jeter’s Former Meatbeater

Occupation: Actress

Why?: I was watching this movie I snatched called “The Roommate”. The story was done before (hello,..Single White Female? Anyone? Beuller?). But the lead chick was freakin’ DOPE! I couldn’t stop just looking at her despite the silly film. I looked her up and found that Derek Jeter (of course) was smashing and before marriage, tossed her to the side and wrote her name on his wall with 4 stars next to it. Derek knows about smashing in real life so he gets props. Minka needs to be on my list asap. She’s now doing a dumb soon-to-be-canceled remake of “Charlie’s Angels” so she’ll be out of a job soon. When she does, I can cape for her and give her the Hulk for a few weeks till she’s back on her feet. So, Minka,..the offer is here for you. Thanks for tossing her back to us, Derek.

Name: Jillian Michaels

Status: Pumping Wood..and Iron!

Occupation: Fitness Guru

Why?: Ahh..Jillian! Go Daddy girl! Fitness guru… What more can you want from a woman? Keeps her body tight and can get you free domain names! I’m down! Her face is sometimes on and sometimes off so she barely made the list. But when she’s “on”, she’s pretty damn hot. Flat stomach, abs, and stays active. I’m sure with that much energy, she’s give The Hulk a run for his money in the bedroom. But that wouldn’t deter me from trying to cripple her and keep her wheelchair bound. Yeah, Jillian! Try to keep up now! I’d hulk her in her chair and turn that energy level down a few notches giving me the advantage…. But I digress. Gammas down, man. Gammas down!

Name: Draya Michele

Status: Bad Parent, Hulk Smash

Occupation: Model/Reality Broad

Why?: Have you EVER looked up photos of Draya? Good God! This chick is physically damn near flawless! Chest? Hot, Butt? Hot! hips? Hot..Face? Perfect. Attitude? Sucks! Parenting Skills? Trash. Chris Brown smashed at one time so Breezy is a lucky bastard. I’m sure he couldn’t Hulk Smash and got enough weight in him to MAYBE Bruce-Smash. But I’d put that Green on Draya! She’s some Basketball Wives co-star or something…I don’t know. I saw her on TV and waited for her name to look her up. Then I found she got arrested for neglecting her kid or something while she was out doing something stupid. Whatever. My goal wouldn’t be to have a kid with her. Nah…that would be a negative, doctor. She’s made to look good and smash. ..then go home. Nothing more, nothing less. Sorry Draya…but you know that’s the truth. *shrug*