Kerry Washington

Posted by The Zodiac | Women I'd Hulk Smash!! | Wednesday 15 May 2013 9:00 am

Name: Kerry Washington

Status: My Gamma Weakness

Occupation: Actress

Why?:¬¨‚ĆYou ever look at a person and seem to say “Holy Shit!” although it’s 300th time you’ve seen them. ¬¨‚ĆYeah…that’s Kerry Washington. ¬¨‚ĆBeautiful, sexy, talented and leading her own popular TV show these days isn’t a bad life for this incredibly Hulk-smashable pile of chocolate bliss! ¬¨‚ĆGood-God! ¬¨‚ĆNow, I have FB fam who always keep the world up-to-date with their Scandal status messages but I really wish some of them would just post photos of Kerry. It’d be a much better FB status and keep the interest of those who don’t give a damn about TV.

I don’t know what Kerry has up her sleeve during the off season, but for now, I have a bed she can share with me while she makes her next deal. ¬¨‚ĆToo bad, it would fail because she’d be in a wheelchair after I was done with her. ¬¨‚ĆThat’s just how Hulk’s smash these days…

Rosario Dawson

Posted by The Zodiac | Women I'd Hulk Smash!! | Wednesday 8 May 2013 9:00 am

Name: Rosario Dawson

Status: Sin in the City
Occupation: Actress

Why?: Every day, it’s the same thing. ¬¨‚ĆGo to sleep and dream about Rosario Dawson. ¬¨‚ĆWho doesn’t remember their first crush on her from the old flick “Kids” back in the day? ¬¨‚ĆWho else from that film do you remember? ¬¨‚ĆExaaaactly! ¬¨‚ĆNot only is she bad as hell physically, she seems like a cool-ass chick you’d play cee-lo on the corner with and get beaten for trying to jack her for her money. ¬¨‚ĆBut that femininity comes out in some flicks when her boobs come out flying like in that weak-ass Colin foreign dude-movie where he saw them in 3-D. ¬¨‚ĆSome old Trojan Horse type flick that I could care less about except where Rosario showed her bulbous chesticles and made every man hate his own significant other at the time.

Be on the lookout! ¬¨‚ĆApparently, her next flick, “Trance” has our Rosario nude again but this time down below where her beef curtains are in full view due to a lack of forestry. Niiiiice! ¬¨‚ĆSmash is in her future.

Mena Suvari

Posted by The Zodiac | Women I'd Hulk Smash!! | Wednesday 1 May 2013 9:00 am

Name: Mena Suvari

Status: Bunny Bubble!

Occupation: Actress

Why?:¬¨‚ĆI don’t know what it is about this girl. ¬¨‚ĆBut for some reason, I’ve had a little crush on her since her little ass showed up on my tv screen watching “American Beauty”. ¬¨‚ĆThat was back in the late 90’s and I always kept her in the back of my head. ¬¨‚ĆThen, recently, I watched a flick called “Stuck” where she had cornrows and made bad decisions. ¬¨‚ĆWatching her as the Black Dahlia on American Horror Story probably finalized the crush into a full-blown love affair where she’d need some hulking in order to satisfy my needs and desires. ¬¨‚ĆYeah, Mena…you’ve been put into the Gamma radar. ¬¨‚ĆAnd it’s prepared to fire, dammit!