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Skyline (2010)

Posted by The Zodiac | Movie Reviews,Reviews | Monday 19 December 2011 9:00 am

Skyline (2010)

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Yooo!! This movie sucked!¬¨‚Ć Ok…so we have another E.T. type flick where the Aliens visit earth and want to suck up our resources.¬¨‚Ć Thank God we have the dude in other flicks with the long face and sharp nose and Donald Faison from Scrubs fame ready to help defeat the Earth-sucking foreigners of the universe!¬¨‚Ć Yeah…like they have a shot in hell.¬¨‚Ć And thus, the movie, Skyline comes to fruition.¬¨‚Ć I can’t believe someone actually budgeted and greenlit this pile of steaming hot feces.¬¨‚Ć Even worse, there are people out there who got jookz’d into seeing this in the theater.

So, we have sharp-nose dude and Faison who are old friends.¬¨‚Ć Faison made it big in entertainment and his sharp Devil-faced buddy and his girl (the Olivia Wilde bootleg from NCIS episodes) go visit him in his lavish apartment in LA.¬¨‚Ć Uh oh…they look into the light and lo-and-behold, the grip is too strong and they start turning veiny blue.¬¨‚Ć They avoid it with the help of others but some in the apartment are too weak and fall victim to the stupid-looking aliens.

Skyline is about as bad as Donald Faison’s credit and his new Gary Busey-like dentures.¬¨‚Ć Oh yeah… One Black guy with a WHOLE bunch of White people are trying to escape the end of the world….guess who dies?¬¨‚Ć haha!

Check this crap out if you wanna see Sgt. Batista from Dexter in action along with a dumb storyline that actually includes a pregnancy which gets them out of trouble.¬¨‚Ć Yeah…THAT type of movie!¬¨‚Ć Craptastic!

Drive (2011)

Posted by The Zodiac | Movie Reviews,Reviews | Friday 16 December 2011 9:00 am

Drive (2011)

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I like this flick!¬¨‚Ć I was a little leery since this Gosling dude was in that soft-as-butter movie, The Notebook but he redeemed himself in this one.¬¨‚Ć He plays this guy who barely speaks throughout the entire flick like he’s autistic.¬¨‚Ć He doesn’t need to speak though since his look can hook in the girl next door as he chews on his toothpick.¬¨‚Ć But when he’s not greasing his slick non-verbals to his cute blonde-something, he’s greasing his skills behind the wheel.¬¨‚Ć Think “Transporter” but much more subtle and realistic.

So, he meets up with the Malcolm in the Middle dad, you know the guy from “Breaking Bad”?¬¨‚Ć Anyway, he’s his right-hand and of course, dude gets into trouble which brings the Gosling guy into action to drive his way out of danger.¬¨‚Ć Yeah, the premise sounds obnoxious but it’s actually really good once the next-door-neighbor chick’s man gets out of jail and has to do “one last job” and Gosling has to be the “hero”.¬¨‚Ć Ha!¬¨‚Ć A couple of dead bodies later, the chase is on!

I definitely recommend this one if you want to chill out, watch a couple of good chases and gush at the next door neighbor.¬¨‚Ć She’s a cutie.¬¨‚Ć Other than that, we have murder, extreme violence, driving and a good story to go on!¬¨‚Ć Thumbs up, dammit!

Now Available! Zetacide Vol. 3: Speak No Evil! FREE!

Posted by The Zodiac | Free Music | Thursday 15 December 2011 7:19 pm

The zodiac zetacide 3The time has come once again!  The Zodiac is dropping his 3rd FREE CD titled, Zetacide Vol. 3: Speak No Evil for FREE!  Be sure to grab yours by going to The Zodiac website at http://www.thezodiac.net or directly at: http://zodi.me/zetacide3.

Download the ZIP file from the link below:

https://www.sugarsync.com/pf/D7567690_1050180_650602

This is the 3rd installment out of 4 CDs by The Zodiac where he took one year to record a song (1 per week).  Get all of them as they come out every 2 months on the 15th.  The final one is released February 15th, 2012.

Get the other two as well:

The zodiac zetacide 1

Zetacide Vol. 1: See No Evil and

The zodiac zetacide 2

Zetacide Vol. 2: Hear No Evil.

Paula Patton is HOT! Video Inside!

Posted by The Zodiac | Online Videos | Monday 5 December 2011 8:48 am

Makes no DAMN sense!¬¨‚Ć It’s no wonder, Paula Patton is on my Hulk Smash list!¬¨‚Ć Check out this video of her looking good…post baby!¬¨‚Ć Makes you want a Hollywood chick…for a minute.