Kelly Rowland

Posted by The Zodiac | Women I'd Hulk Smash!! | Wednesday 25 May 2011 8:00 am

Name: Kelly Rowland

Status: Destiny’s Wild!

Occupation: Singer/Actress

Why?:Everyone talks about Beyonce…THEN they may mention Kelly. Fuck that! It’s always been about Kelly Rowland for me. That dark chocolate with those perfect teeth and bright eyes plus nice slim body always did it for me. Personally, I always liked her with some red in her hair too. She can definitely get Ye Olde Pipe on any level of the playing field. I wasn’t too happy about those implants she got bolted on but then again…I’d play with plastic so no harm done. But what got me onto her hard was the marriage of Kelly + Jason Voorhees + Freddy Krueger. Anyone who knows me knows my love of horror flicks runs deep. That alone put her on the Hulk Smash list. I should toss in Jamie Lee Curtis when I have time. lol.

Jessica Biel

Posted by The Zodiac | Women I'd Hulk Smash!! | Friday 20 May 2011 8:00 am

Name: Jessica Biel

Status: 7th Heavenly Smash!

Occupation: Actress

Why?:Point blank. Justin Timberlake sucks! Dude picks up a mic and gets to smash women like Jessica Biel and then toss her in the trash. WHAT? See, for a regular dude like me who remembers her from that irritating show, “7th Heaven”, she was damn near dime-status then. I’d turn that bullshit show on and if I didn’t see Biel, it got the shaft. Well, now she’s all grown up and badder than all hell! Crazy curves and ass for a White chick, too. But you can’t deny your gamma piercing through when you see clips of that bastard, Adam Sandler, grabbing her jubblies in that Chuck movie. Lucky asshole.

Michelle Rodriguez

Posted by The Zodiac | Women I'd Hulk Smash!! | Tuesday 10 May 2011 8:00 am

Name: Michelle Rodriguez

Status: Tom Boy

Occupation: Actress

Why?:I love this tom-boyish, maybe-lesbian-maybe-not, hard-boiled chick! Her rugged demeanor on film and raspy voice is a turn-on. She’s a bad girl and rebel as noted from her arrest(s) yet still has something feminine about her. Some guys don’t understand her sexuality because they’re dumbasses but me? Michelle could get pop-squatted on her next movie set. Sure, she plays tough chicks in almost every role but I’d hulk-smash her into a new crater on the Earth and have her sweetly kissing my ear and tossing flower petals in the air. No doubt!

Angela Bassett

Posted by The Zodiac | Women I'd Hulk Smash!! | Thursday 5 May 2011 8:00 am

Name: Angela Bassett

Status: Classic Smashable

Occupation: Actress

Why?:The first time I saw Angela Bassett had to be in Boyz N Tha Hood.¬¨‚Ć Back then, Lawrence Fishburne was 100 pounds lighter, Cuba Gooding was still over-acting, and Ice Cube had a powerful jheri curl.¬¨‚Ć But what was still the same as is now is the smashable hulkness that is Angela Bassett!¬¨‚Ć The woman is fine.¬¨‚Ć Point blank.¬¨‚Ć You can’t possibly tell me that if she smiled in your face and grabbed your manhood, you wouldn’t turn green!¬¨‚Ć Sorry Courtney,…your wife is 50+ years old and blazing!¬¨‚Ć She still has 10 years on my Smash List.

Nela – Model of the Month Contestant

Posted by The Zodiac | June 2011 | Sunday 1 May 2011 12:01 am
TheZodiac.net's Model of the Month
Nela
From: Perth Amboy, NJ
Ethnicity: Hispanic
Height: 5 feet 8 inches
Hair: Black
Eye: Green
Stats: 34 – 24 – 37
Sites:
 
 

I’m a communication student, and model

 
 
Referred by: Bakari of Blue Ice Models
   
   

Holly “HiDef” Daniels – Model of the Month Contestant

Posted by The Zodiac | June 2011 | Sunday 1 May 2011 12:01 am
TheZodiac.net's Model of the Month
Holly "HiDef" Daniels
From: Austin, Texas
Ethnicity: African-American
Height: 5 feet 5 inches
Hair: Brown
Eye: Brown
Stats: 36D – 25 – 40
Sites:
www.hollyhidefdaniels.com
 

my name is holly daniels, born & raised in austin,tx. i have been modeling for 5 years (model name hi-def). ive been a independent model past 3 years and grinding (www.hollyhidefdaniels.com), i am a official core model a worldwide organization www.myspace.com/ coremodels). model for ediboo clothing(www.ediboo.com) & tuff timez university both in new york. official model for gi of legendary group h-town (www.myspace.com/gihoneyz). assisted rap artist webbie in setting up a casting call for a model for his clothing line(bad chic). have participated last 2 years in texas heatwave modeling with different companies(rent a tire spokesmodel). i have been blessed to be in magazines, online magazines, videos (chalie boy "i look good", dangerous muzick(ny), ads, flyer promos, cd covers (swishahouse, ice age, chalie boy) also did promo modeling for chalie boy clothing line for women, i now have an hour on a online radio station as a co-host in new york interviewing celebs (www.spateradio.com).

and i am now the new co-host of powerhousetv (www.txphtv.com). spokes model for hidef auto detail (dallas,tx) (www.hidefdetail.com). director of ryde or die chix model team(ruff ryders austin,tx). also work with platinum models (worldwide) & blue ice models (new york).

www.myspace.com/ rydeordiechix. and i am s.e.a. nominee (2010 & 2011) (www.southernentawards.com). and also fushion magazines winner "2010" triple threat model of the year (www.thefushiononline.com)

 
 
Referred by: Bakari of Blue Ice Models
   
   

Autumn – Model of the Month Contestant

Posted by The Zodiac | June 2011 | Sunday 1 May 2011 12:01 am
TheZodiac.net's Model of the Month
Autumn
From: Brooklyn, NY
Ethnicity: African-American
Height: 5 feet 9 inches
Hair: Black
Eye: Hazel
Stats: 32A – 23 – 33
Sites:
www.modelmayhem.com/1033466
 
Bio: my name is autumn jewett, ive been modeling for 4yrs… i do runway, print and high
fashion.. i also have 8yrs professional classical dance training..
 
 
   
   
   

Sonia Loren – Model of the Month Contestant

Posted by The Zodiac | June 2011 | Sunday 1 May 2011 12:01 am
TheZodiac.net's Model of the Month
Sonia Loren aka XoticSonia
From: Sydney, Australia
Ethnicity: Other
Height: 5 feet 6 inches
Hair: Black
Eye: Brown
Stats: 33 – 22 – 32
Sites:
http://www.XoticSonia.Moonfruit.com
http://www.Facebook.com/Miss2sxebabe
http://www.youtube.com/user/Miss2sxebabe

XoticSonia is a Sydney based Glamour and Swimsuit Model. She also runs two Australia Wide agencies. Highroller Glamours Australia (Elite Adult Entertainment Agency) and 2sxe4u Promoz Model Management (Model Agency). XoticSonia is fun, daring, sexy and exotic providing the modeling industry with a look that is unique due to her mixed background. She often turns heads wherever she goes due to her extreemly exotic good looks and fun-loving nature. XoticSonia has gained fans all across Australia and also on an international level with many hits on her Official Websites and online profiles on a daily basis. She owes all of her international fame and recognition due to the love and support of all of her fans both here in Australia and abroad. XoticSonia has had a vast range of experience in the modeling industry both photographic and promotional. She has appeared in various magazines and websites both nationally and internationally.

 
 
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Rosy – Model of the Month Winner

Posted by The Zodiac | Winners | Sunday 1 May 2011 12:01 am
TheZodiac.net's Model of the Month

Rosy
From: Queens, NY
Ethnicity: Other
Height: 5 feet 9 inches
Hair: Brunette
Eye: Brown
Stats: 34B – 26 – 35
Sites:
http://modelmayhem.com/queenbee623
http://m.facebook.com/profile.php
I am a full-time model/promo model. I would love to be featured as model of the month for June because June 23rd is my b-day!! It also would be great exposure for my career and I would love to promote your site, since it’s what I do for a living.
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