“I Apologize For Nothing”

Posted by The Zodiac | Blog | Friday 29 October 2010 1:11 am

Lucy Liu

Posted by The Zodiac | Uncategorized | Thursday 28 October 2010 8:46 pm

Name: Lucy Liu

Status: Chinese Hotness

Occupation: Actress

Why?: I’ve heard some blasphemous comments from Asians on the subject of Lucy Liu stating she’s not really that attractive. Some have even accused her of being “homely” compared to other Chinese women in the country that currently owns The United States. I have to shake my index finger at those people sternly!! STERNLY!! Lucy Liu is one beautiful, freckled hottie I’d like to knock up on the first try!

That’s right….if I were in a crowded theater and got within 6 feet of Lucy Liu, there’s a 75% chance she’d walk away pregnant. This woman is on a Hulk Smash level of insanity and I’d do mostly anything to get with her. Yes,…even more than I’d do for a Peppermint Patty covered in a Klondike Bar. Her face, eyes, body, and again…those freckles make this 40+ pile of sexiness way up on my list! Don’t like it? Hang out in China with the other haters and spend my debt.

Diane Lane

Posted by The Zodiac | Uncategorized | Thursday 28 October 2010 7:54 pm

Name: Diane Lane

Status: Older Sexy

Occupation: Actress / Model

Why?: There’s something about Diane Lane that’s just oozing with sex appeal to me. Her Hulk Smash rating is high enough to be on this list. If you’re new to her scene, just know she’s had a grip of flicks out since she was a teen and now that she’s in her mid-40’s, she’s hotter than ever to me. You know I love my older women and Diane is ripe for the pickin’!

If you need further proof of why I chose Diane, check her out in flicks like, Untraceable as the cop trying to track down some asshole techie un-laid nerd who attempts to hurt my Diane in the end….only to get his! Dick! Or check out her steamy, sexy scenes withOUT her on-screen hubby, Richard Gere in the flick Unfaithful. Dick gets nothing but a guilty conscience as a sexy Diane Lane makes your pants tighter screwing around with some greasy-looking French dude surrounded by books. Her hotness factor blazed the screen. Yeah….you’d do her.¬¨‚Ć Unprotected.

Halle Berry

Posted by The Zodiac | Uncategorized | Sunday 17 October 2010 12:19 pm

Name: Halle Berry

Status: MILF

Occupation: Actress / Model / Spokesperson

Why?: Halle Berry is the epitome of beauty.¬¨‚Ć In fact, I dare someone out there to challenge me on the fact, they’d sell their mothers into slavery rings just to smell Halle’s armpits!¬¨‚Ć You can’t find a photo of Halle (whether candid or professional) that doesn’t have her looking radiant.

She’s obviously shown that she can be a successful woman, be half-deaf in an ear, shuttle between men, AND be a great mother at the same time.¬¨‚Ć If I were to have an EX that I’d actually start drinking over, it’d have to be my girl, Halle!¬¨‚Ć Yeah, that’s right…I’d simp for Halle Berry and cats could crack all day until they’d see me recreating that Monster’s Ball scene out in my living room.

And nope!¬¨‚Ć Don’t even want the woman’s money.¬¨‚Ć That’s all hers.¬¨‚Ć I’d just like to have a one-night stand that would turn into a lifetime of Zodiac Heart’s Halle!¬¨‚Ć Hell yeah!¬¨‚Ć And for those who say she’s bat-crazy, etc… Sheeeyiiitt!!!¬¨‚Ć If she IS crazy, I’d like to find out FIRST HAND!¬¨‚Ƭ¨‚Ƭ¨‚Ć I’d smear her scent all over my chest!

Zodi.me – New Website

Posted by The Zodiac | Blog,News | Sunday 3 October 2010 8:43 am
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